Thursday, January 27, 2011
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Employment
So Jeff filled out an application and then didn't give it another thought until...
Last Tuesday morning Jeff got a call from Lincoln Hospital asking if he was still interested in a job and if he could come in for an interview. An interview was scheduled for Thursday morning.
Thursday morning Jeff went in for his interview. He met with the Chief Clinical Officer, the CEO, and the Director of Nursing Services. During the interview Jeff found out that they were still in the beginning stages of starting the Respiratory department and that they were looking for someone with enough experience to start the department for them. They were impressed with Jeff's amount of experience not only as a RT, but also with management and his knowledge of all the equipment. (What a relief! Usually he is told that he either doesn't have enough hospital experience, or is over qualified for the job.) They told him they would let him know in about a week if they would like to hire him.
Friday afternoon we were out running errands until after 5pm. When we got home there was a message from Lincoln Hospital offering Jeff the job.
Monday morning Jeff called them back and accepted the offer and went in to sign paperwork and all that fun stuff.
Jeff starts this next Monday morning. He is the Respiratory Department Supervisor and will be spending the next 3 months developing the department and then hiring more Respiratory Therapists. While he is developing the department, he will be working Mon-Fri, but once the department is up and running, he can choose his own schedule.
He is still going to work in Colfax per diem so we can get back on track financially. Not that we got way off track, but we were well on our way to having no debt before, and want to get back on track FAST!
Monday, January 24, 2011
Painting
Cooper's favorite color is green, so the other two walls are green, just for him.
Now that their room is mostly done, they better not decide they want a transformers room!
Friday, January 21, 2011
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Baby...or no baby
Mason: (Yesterday) I wish you guys didn't have another baby, because then you could spend way more time with me and Cooper.
I think he is just a bit confused as to what he wants.
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Monday, January 17, 2011
2 Months
Here are her stats:
13 pounds (95%)
24 inches (96%)
Head Circ. 15" (34%)
.She is pretty chunky, still smaller than Cooper was at this age. (He was 16lbs. 6ozs.)
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Big Brother Love
Friday, January 14, 2011
College
Every Thursday night, for the next 12 weeks, I will go to the institute building for 2 1/2 hours in the evening. This semester, the first 1.25 hour will be a Book of Mormon class. The last hour will be a group discussion/learning time for my one online class.
The first Thursday was orientation. We just went over all the "orientation" stuff. It was a pretty boring class. I had a really hard time paying attention.
Last night was the first actual night of class. The Book of Mormon class is really good. I have realized though that I am a really simple thinker. I can read something over and over and only see the basic message. Some people's comments about our reading assignment were really deep. I just kept sitting there thinking, wow I would have never thought of that.
I wonder if I'll ever be a deeper thinker....Probably not, I like it simple.
After our Book of Mormon class was our class discussion for our online class. Each week one student gets to (has to) lead/teach the discussion. (I am not looking forward to that.) Again, I felt like such a simple, basic thinker. It was good to listen to others thoughts on our homework assignments.
So why am I a simple thinker? Am I dumb? (Don't answer that!) Have I lost brain cells due to being out of the "real world" for so long, and out of school for even longer? Yeah...that must be it...
So what are my plans with college? Each semester for the first 3 semesters, my class schedule is set for me. I will take one online class and one religion class. (The really nice thing is that I don't have to pay for the religion class.) After the first 3 semesters, I can start working on obtaining a certificate and my AA. As of right now, I want to get my accounting certificate. Then after I get my AA I can go on to get my bachelors. I am pretty sure I am going to get my bachelors in business. But, as I said in my previous post about starting college through the Pathway Program I am involved in is still in the pilot phase, so there are only 2 bachelors degrees available. I have heard that by the time I am ready to start on my bachelors, they will have more bachelors degrees available. So, if they open up more options, and there is a degree I would be more interested in, then I'll change my path.
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
11 Step Program for those thinking of having kids
Someone posted this on Facebook the other day. I thought it was pretty funny.
Lesson 1
1. Go to the grocery store.
2. Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office.
3. Go home.
4. Pick up the paper.
5. Read it for the last time.
Lesson 2
Before you finally go ahead and have children, find a couple who already are parents and berate them about their...
1. Methods of discipline.
2. Lack of patience.
3. Appallingly low tolerance levels.
4. Allowing their children to run wild.
5. Suggest ways in which they might improve their child's breastfeeding, sleep habits, toilet training, table manners, and overall behavior.
Enjoy it because it will be the last time in your life you will have all the answers.
Lesson 3
A really good way to discover how the nights might feel...
1. Get home from work and immediately begin walking around the living room from 5PM to 10PM carrying a wet bag weighing approximately 8-12 pounds, with a radio turned to static (or some other obnoxious sound) playing loudly. (Eat cold food with one hand for dinner)
2. At 10PM, put the bag gently down, set the alarm for midnight, and go to sleep.
3. Get up at 12 and walk around the living room again, with the bag, until 1AM.
4. Set the alarm for 3AM.
5. As you can't get back to sleep, get up at 2AM and make a drink and watch an infomercial.
6. Go to bed at 2:45AM.
7. Get up at 3AM when the alarm goes off.
8. Sing songs quietly in the dark until 4AM.
9. Get up. Make breakfast. Get ready for work and go to work (work hard and be productive)
Repeat steps 1-9 each night. Keep this up for 3-5 years. Look cheerful and together.
Lesson 4
Can you stand the mess children make? T o find out...
1. Smear peanut butter onto the sofa and jam onto the curtains.
2. Hide a piece of raw chicken behind the stereo and leave it there all summer.
3. Stick your fingers in the flower bed.
4. Then rub them on the clean walls.
5. Take your favorite book, photo album, etc. Wreck it.
6. Spill milk on your new pillows. Cover the stains with crayons. How does that look?
Lesson 5
Dressing small children is not as easy as it seems.
1. Buy an octopus and a small bag made out of loose mesh.
2. Attempt to put the octopus into the bag so that none of the arms hang out.
Time allowed for this - all morning.
Lesson 6
Forget the BMW and buy a mini-van. And don't think that you can leave it out in the driveway spotless and shining. Family cars don't look like that.
1. Buy a chocolate ice cream cone and put it in the glove compartment.
Leave it there.
2. Get a dime. Stick it in the CD player.
3. Take a family size package of chocolate cookies. Mash them into the back seat. Sprinkle cheerios all over the floor, then smash them with your foot.
4. Run a garden rake along both sides of the car.
Lesson 7
Go to the local grocery store. Take with you the closest thing you can find to a pre-school child. (A full-grown goat is an excellent choice). If you intend to have more than one child, then definitely take more than one goat. Buy your week's groceries without letting the goats out of your sight. Pay for everything the goat eats or destroys. Until you can easily accomplish this, do not even contemplate having children.
Lesson 8
1. Hollow out a melon.
2. Make a small hole in the side.
3. Suspend it from the ceiling and swing it from side to side.
4. Now get a bowl of soggy Cheerios and attempt to spoon them into the swaying melon by pretending to be an airplane.
5. Continue until half the Cheerios are gone.
6. Tip half into your lap. The other half, just throw up in the air.
You are now ready to feed a nine- month-old baby.
Lesson 9
Learn the names of every character from Sesame Street , Barney, Disney, the Teletubbies, and Pokemon. Watch nothing else on TV but PBS, the Disney channel or Noggin for at least five years. (I know, you're thinking What's 'Noggin'?) Exactly the point.
Lesson 10
Make a recording of Fran Drescher saying 'mommy' repeatedly. (Important: no more than a four second delay between each 'mommy'; occasional crescendo to the level of a supersonic jet is required). Play this tape in your car everywhere you go for the next four years. You are now ready to take a long trip with a toddler.
Lesson 11
Start talking to an adult of your choice. Have someone else continually tug on your skirt hem, shirt- sleeve, or elbow while playing the 'mommy' tape made from Lesson 10 above. You are now ready to have a conversation with an adult while there is a child in the room.
This is all very tongue in cheek; anyone who is parent will say 'it's all worth it!' Share it with your friends, both those who do and don't have kids. I guarantee they'll get a chuckle out of it. Remember, a sense of humor is one of the most important things you'll need when you become a parent!
Sunday, January 9, 2011
Laugh out loud funny